...why anyone cares that Spencer and Heidi got married for like the third time now?
I'm really not sure what they've done to merit celebrity. Appear on a reality show about 23-year-old entitlement hounds who somehow drive Audi convertibles, yes. But there are so many questions left unanswered. Something to ponder on today's run.
If I weren't addicted to People.com I am SURE I wouldn't have a clue who they are because they haven't actually done anything. But perhaps someday "Speidi" will be the answer to a NY Times crossword puzzle clue...and none of the old people will know it. It will be comparable to my level of knowledge surrounding High School Musical.